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Everyone has an embarrassing sex story. Hell, even if everything goes off without a hitch, you can still find yourself curled up in a ball of naked shame afterwards. It happens to everyone at least once.

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About halfway into our virginity-losing session, his mother pops her head in to ask if I can stay for taco night, and we both scream at her to not come down the stairs. She knew exactly what was going on, and needless to say, taco night was ruined that week.

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A dude and I had been talking online for like, way too long. We both knew we were only ever going to hookup; there was no real chemistry, just a moderate physical attraction that was pretty hot at the time but was always doomed to quickly fizzle.

Not my finest moment but we all have lapses in judgement. Everyone finishes, we pass out in his bed, and I wake up in the morning with a semi-intact, if blurry, memory of the night before.

On my mouth. On my cheeks.

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On my nose. What the hell?

And then it dawns on me. And let me tell you something about my period: it does not fuck around. That shit shows up with a vengence and makes no apologies.

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After I clean myself up I creep back in to the bedroom to assess the damage. His hands.

His dick. His face.

His sheets. I grab my things and I bolt. I get home.

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